No he doesn’t need it . No he can’t turn into one.

I asked Robert to give me something to draw to snap me out of my slump. “Draw Invincible riding on Robot, who is a futuristic surfboard.” Fair enough.

FAMILY!!!: Photos one entry down.

Another pic update – My Mom and Brother/Oct 05 visit

Well – I had typed a bunch of detail – but the internets blipped on me and I lost it. So, to sum up, here’s some pics from My Mom and Brother’s recent visit. We had Fun.
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My mom – Rock and Roll Warrior, Roanoke, VA.

Copy and pasted from an AIM conversation with my mom:

FingerLickingGod: bloooood

MyMom: HUH?

FingerLickingGod: sorry – wrong number

MyMom:
If you weren’t trying to talk to me, who were you talking to. Besides
that, I’m way cooler than you think. My favorite guitarist now is
Dimebag Darryl. I get around you know.

FingerLickingGod: you are bullshitting completely

MyMom: My
career as a schoold bus aide requires relating to very troubled
children in many different ways. I listen to lots of acid rock and
gothic groups. They are comforted when they are able to share with me.

FingerLickingGod: Dimebag is dead

FingerLickingGod: Could be a touchy subject with your new rock legions – stay informed

MyMom: NOOOOOO! Jason(the Alice Cooper wannabe) will be crushed. I’ll have to counsel him on the bus this afternoon.

FingerLickingGod: Seriously – he was shot on stage a few months ago – maybe last year. How’s your life?

MyMom: No
kidding? Really, I dont’ think Jason knows. My life is fine. I’m online
looking at QVC for things to organize with. That’s the fastlane in
Goodview.

FingerLickingGod: Life in the fastlane should be no sweat for such a rock ‘n roll warrior

MyMom:
You know me so well. OK got to get organizing, if all you guys are ok.
Tell everyone I love them. (you too by the way). Peace, bro

FingerLickingGod: That suits you so well – take care

That’s all for now. Pictures and art soon (relatively).

Late entry for the penciljack cowboy jamboree:

I have no idea how I’d cope if I were me living back then. If someone challenged me to guns at noon I’d be two states away by 11:30. Maybe I could be a wanted poster artist. I might be tempted by stories of the gold rush, but I’d probably figure that anybody striking it rich by the time I got out there would be working a lot harder than I would. I’d probably try to work my way up thru the railroad and get a conductor job whilst moonlighting as a racy novel illustrator. I’d have a bitchin’ hat and moustache, tho.

Because everyone else is..

At 1st I was worried because I thought my humor would skew like the rest of the test takers so far but I’m mostly happy with the description – so screw you lame asses.

the Cutting Edge
(60% dark, 43% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor’s mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there’s something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren’t in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman – John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 50% on dark
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You scored higher than 41% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 50% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

BIG PHOTO UPDATE! WEEEEE!

Sorry to the family – it’s been a while since I’ve posted any pics. We’re still having a blast here in the UK. Finally went to London for the 1st time with Burt and Anne, and it didn’t let me down. If the view wasn’t pretty or humbling it was at least very interesting – just the way the old and new jumble togther in places is great to see.

Here’s the pics (There’s a LOT. I would click on the ‘Read More’ links and walk away for a few minutes if you have a slow connection):

Warwick Castle (Jenna took these – I was at work. I need to let her have the camera more often):
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